SQBL RED VELVET CUPCAKE

The Cupcake party starts quietly. Sprinkled and Carrot Cake gossip about new wrappers, and Lemon Buttercream remarks on how it seems like just yesterday Double Chocolate was an adorable little mixing bowl of batter. Then, the front door swings open! From seemingly nowhere, out rolls a red carpet! Red Velvet Cupcake appears! Though it is official company policy to state all cupcakes are equally delicious and worthy of your love, this humble writer believes that the Red Velvet Cupcake is the benevolent King of Cupcakes, surpassed by none in awesomeness! Oh Red Velvet, how do you manage to be the best cupcake ever, in every way, ever? Oh, because you're just awesome? I thought so.